this is what my url's from, i couldn't think of anything arty, kill me
BY ALL MEANS CHARGE ME AN EXORBITANT FEE FOR YOUR LACKLUSTRE WAITING THIS EVENING, BUT KNOW THAT I WILL BE PERFORMING A SIMILARLY DRAINING RITUAL UPON YOU ONCE YOUR SHIFT IS OVER TONIGHT
i generated a monster! “Alluring vampire boy who wears a sweater and hates Payment”
i suppose “alluring” and “boy” are both up for debate but what even is age to a vampire anyway?